Hugo. He’s got loads of money but somehow that’s not satisfying anymore. Smokes a pipe. Probably had a rough midlife crisis. Lolita fetish residue.


Maximo. He’s not at all wealthy, but likes to appear stylish and “on top of things”. Takes pride in displaying his square jaw line. Needs a haircut. An amoral bon-vivant with a penchant for opera — Maria Callas is known to move him to tears.


Eddy. A very unhealthy mix of sarcasm and charisma. He’s currently on page four of I Ching For Dummies, but finds the Kamasutra inexplicably more compelling.

Imagination is so much more fun than the real world. :-)