{"id":127,"date":"2006-08-30T01:08:53","date_gmt":"2006-08-29T23:08:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/2006\/08\/30\/how-to-draw-an-androgynous-gnome\/"},"modified":"2006-08-30T01:29:44","modified_gmt":"2006-08-29T23:29:44","slug":"how-to-draw-an-androgynous-gnome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/2006\/08\/30\/how-to-draw-an-androgynous-gnome\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Draw An Androgynous Gnome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A gnome, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gnome\">wikipedia<\/a> will have us believe, is &#8220;a mythical creature characterized by small stature and living underground&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Fair enough.<\/p>\n<p>But what about oversized, androgynous, sexually ambiguous gnomes with a penchant for open air activity and sassy boots?<\/p>\n<p>Take One:<\/p>\n<p><img src='https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-content\/gnome1.jpg' alt='' \/><\/p>\n<p>We need some color. Second pass:<\/p>\n<p><img src='https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-content\/gnome2.jpg' alt='' \/><\/p>\n<p>A little background imagery to finish it off&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img src='https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-content\/gnome3.jpg' alt='' \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and that&#8217;s how you draw an androgynous gnome.<\/p>\n<p>Thank me not! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.weirdocards.com\/view\/8\/the-androgynous-gnome\">The eCard is available<\/a> at the exit. Don&#8217;t forget your guide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A gnome, wikipedia will have us believe, is &#8220;a mythical creature characterized by small stature and living underground&#8221;. Fair enough. But what about oversized, androgynous, sexually ambiguous gnomes with a penchant for open air activity and sassy boots? Take One: We need some color. Second pass: A little background imagery to finish it off&#8230; &#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[11,5],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}