{"id":186,"date":"2007-02-23T13:01:29","date_gmt":"2007-02-23T12:01:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/2007\/02\/23\/bowling-alley-guy\/"},"modified":"2007-02-23T13:04:41","modified_gmt":"2007-02-23T12:04:41","slug":"bowling-alley-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/2007\/02\/23\/bowling-alley-guy\/","title":{"rendered":"Bowling Alley Guy"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Just a quick sketch. This guy’s the owner of a nearby bowling alley. Whenever we go there to play a game or have a drink, he has this irritating habit of ending every sentence with my name. It’ll invariably go something like this:<\/p>\n

– Hi, I’d like a beer please.
\n– Ah, a beer coming right up, Jurgen.
\n– Thanks. How much is that?
\n– One euro, Jurgen.
\n– Here you go.
\n– Thanks Jurgen!
\n– Oh, and do you have a lane free to play?
\n– Yes Jurgen! Is lane eight okay Jurgen?
\n– Sure, no problem.
\n– Right Jurgen. So. Can you tell me your names then, Jurgen?<\/p>\n

Seriously! What’s up with that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Just a quick sketch. This guy’s the owner of a nearby bowling alley. Whenever we go there to play a game or have a drink, he has this irritating habit of ending every sentence with my name. It’ll invariably go something like this: – Hi, I’d like a beer please. – Ah, a beer coming […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[2,11],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}