{"id":192,"date":"2007-04-09T15:25:45","date_gmt":"2007-04-09T14:25:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/2007\/04\/09\/the-pitch-that-was-not\/"},"modified":"2007-04-10T13:12:56","modified_gmt":"2007-04-10T12:12:56","slug":"the-pitch-that-was-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/2007\/04\/09\/the-pitch-that-was-not\/","title":{"rendered":"The Pitch That Was Naught"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I unsubscribed from Everyday Matters. Let&#8217;s just say it didn&#8217;t turn out to be my idea of a good time.<\/p>\n<p>Now then: how about some alternative superhero&#8217;s?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cleese-Man<\/strong><br \/>\n<img id=\"image191\" src=\"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/04\/cleese.jpg\" alt=\"cleese.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nCleese-Man loves dead parrots. He &#8220;farts in your general direction&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jolie-Woman<\/strong><br \/>\n<img id=\"image193\" src=\"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/04\/jolie.jpg\" alt=\"jolie.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nOne word: lips.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Raggedy Rabbi<\/strong><br \/>\nAah, Raggedy Rabbi. Where there is existential doubt, Raggedy Rabbi comes to the rescue.<br \/>\n<img id=\"image195\" src=\"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/04\/rabbi.jpg\" alt=\"rabbi1.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Has-No-Purpose Man<\/strong><br \/>\nHas-No-Purpose-Man has, well, no purpose.<br \/>\n<img id=\"image196\" src=\"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/04\/has-no-purpose-man.jpg\" alt=\"has-no-purpose-man.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>China Girl<\/strong><br \/>\nChina Girl carries bricks. China Girl carries a grudge. You do not want to mess with China Girl.<br \/>\n<img id=\"image198\" src=\"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/04\/china-girl.jpg\" alt=\"china-girl.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Flakey Foont Senior<\/strong><br \/>\nFew are aware of the fact that Flakey Foont had a dad. Here he is. Flakey Foont Senior can&#8217;t but love his son, regardless of the hideous acts Foont Jr. committed.<br \/>\n<img id=\"image197\" src=\"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/04\/flakey-foont.jpg\" alt=\"flakey-foont.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I unsubscribed from Everyday Matters. Let&#8217;s just say it didn&#8217;t turn out to be my idea of a good time. Now then: how about some alternative superhero&#8217;s? Cleese-Man Cleese-Man loves dead parrots. He &#8220;farts in your general direction&#8221;. Jolie-Woman One word: lips. Raggedy Rabbi Aah, Raggedy Rabbi. Where there is existential doubt, Raggedy Rabbi comes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}