{"id":57,"date":"2005-09-28T15:58:07","date_gmt":"2005-09-28T13:58:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/2005\/09\/28\/reel\/"},"modified":"2005-09-28T16:02:41","modified_gmt":"2005-09-28T14:02:41","slug":"reel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/2005\/09\/28\/reel\/","title":{"rendered":"Reel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know those <a href=\"http:\/\/www.greenfingers.com\/superstore\/product.asp?dept_id=3035&#038;pf_id=WA0022D\">water hose reels<\/a>? One got thrown over the wall into our garden yesterday. Thump, like that. Gabriela picks up the thing, and goes ring on the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/2005\/04\/25\/poor-white-trash\/\">neighbour<\/a>&#8216;s doorbell. The daughter opens.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Is this yours per chance?<br \/>\n&#8211; Uhh, &#8230; dad?<\/p>\n<p>Dad comes to the doorway.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Is this yours per chance?<br \/>\n&#8211; Uhh&#8230; ah yes. It&#8217;s uhh <em>the wifey&#8217;s<\/em>&#8230; she-uhh she&#8230; had no more need for it.<\/p>\n<p>He grabs the reel from Gabriela&#8217;s hands, mumbles &#8220;Thank you,&#8221; and closes the door.<\/p>\n<p>I swear these people are smoking some <em>serious<\/em> shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know those water hose reels? One got thrown over the wall into our garden yesterday. Thump, like that. Gabriela picks up the thing, and goes ring on the neighbour&#8216;s doorbell. The daughter opens. &#8211; Is this yours per chance? &#8211; Uhh, &#8230; dad? Dad comes to the doorway. &#8211; Is this yours per chance? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[2,10],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moonbug.org\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}