the sun's not yellow it is chicken


You know those water hose reels? One got thrown over the wall into our garden yesterday. Thump, like that. Gabriela picks up the thing, and goes ring on the neighbour‘s doorbell. The daughter opens.

– Is this yours per chance?
– Uhh, … dad?

Dad comes to the doorway.

– Is this yours per chance?
– Uhh… ah yes. It’s uhh the wifey’s… she-uhh she… had no more need for it.

He grabs the reel from Gabriela’s hands, mumbles “Thank you,” and closes the door.

I swear these people are smoking some serious shit.


  1. I, BLGR.

    You should keep the stuff they throw and put it on ebay … or record their screams and make a podcast.

  2. Karen Winters

    LOL, I can only imagine the look on the guys’ face when the reel came home like a boomrang.

  3. Gaby

    Exactly! THAT face…
    About the eBay suggestion: i think it has commercial potential! how come i didn’t think about that before :)

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